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((dancin in my car)) <<singing>> {{drivin}} cuddling ((music))

I consider myself to be a kid at heart. I enjoy sporting events, amusement parks, zoo, concerts,and spending time outside. Also like to spend time with my nieces and nephews.

Would like to find my best friend.

I die 86,000 times every 43 seconds and by the time you have read this self summary I will have died another 86,000 times. The doctors say its some kind of weird condition called.... well I cant remember what its called, but there is no cure. They say it isn't life threatening and I can only expect minor health issues like diarrhea every 6 months, and I will break out in a fit of turrets every now and then. Other then that though, I'm a normal functioning human being......that dies 86,000 times every 43 seconds.

.....and my pen just exploded.

5'7, stocky,curly brown hair, glasses. Smart and not at all humble. An unapologetic atheist and head-banger. Very into BBWs.

I just got on here on the recommendation of a friend who tried it out. I'm originally from Kansas City, MO, but lived in Columbia, MO for college at MU, then Lawrence, KS for law school at KU. In addition to pursuing my Juris Doctorate (Law) degree, I also have a B.S. in Electrical Engineering. I want to be a patent attorney as soon as I can pass the bar! I'm looking for some fun new friends to go experience the outdoors and nightlife of this exciting city. I'm also a musician on the side as a hobby (I play guitar, and sing a little bit).

My name is Thomas and Iâ??m something of an emotional wreck. In December, I lost my dad, who was one of my best friends in the world. My brother and I just purchased a house that causes me untold amounts of stress. My job, like most jobs, is not the shining beacon I hoped it to be. In the most general of terns, Iâ??m not where I thought Iâ??d be now. Also, I read and draw comics, and an enjoyable night for me is playing D&D with my buddies. If the horrifying word picture Iâ??ve just painted for you hasnâ??t sent you screaming for the hills, then by all means read on.

Hey, I'm 19 years old, and am a freshman at KU. Was gunna major in pharmacy, but now might just be doing pre-med. I guess I have time to figure things out. I'm love college, and the big-town action. I was ready to be out of Southwest Kansas, where I grew up. Not sure what else to put on here...so if you have a question, just shoot me an email.

I am not yo sure what to say i am new at this.
I have two wonderful kids A girl 18 and a boy 11 and a dog my kid just could not live with out. Any help would be nice :)

I don't like to talk about myself, I would rather have someone else describe me, but I'm honest, loyal and I firmly believe in Karma. What comes around goes around, so i do my best to be, just me.

I am a single mom of 3 awesome kids, 2 girls (14, 12) and a boy (7). They keep me busy. I also have a full time job so getting out and meeting people can be difficult sometimes. Hence why I decided to try this to see what happens. I am looking for someone who likes to be outside on beautiful days. But also likes to stay in and watch a movie or even play video games...yes depending the game, I become the little kid again. I like camping and fishing, going to concerts or games. All the normal things people like to do..I am no different. I work as a Sales Manager for local Ticket Broker, so I always know when something is going on and get good deals on tickets. I like to dance when I can, but I don't do the club scene that often anymore. And if there is anything else you want to know, you can ask me, I will tell you the honest truth. I am not into playing games or anything. I am way passed all that. I want to be able to spend time with someone that can respect the fact that my kids and job come first, and if it meant we stay in and chill, they would be happy to do so. Obviously we would have to get to know one another. I am not looking for marriage, been there and done that, but a companion, a friend first..to me and my kids.

I listen to all types of music...alternative, rock..anything that will make you sing in the car or make you want to dance. This doesn't mean I listen to strictly pop or rap music. but you know what I mean...everyone does it to that catchy song.

My goal in this life is to live it to the fullest, no matter how scared I get, to go after it and make sure my kids do the same thing.

i am a nice guy with the usual urges.. looking for a sweet girl with a good appetite for fun and games and some cuddeling along the way. nothing turns me on more than a girl who is willing to get her hands dirty under my hood. i love cars computers bars and beer. i get hammered most weekends with my buddies (hey whats the use being single if you dont have fun) tony stewart is my guy in nascar. no one drives like him. get teh hell out of my way or your ass is grass.. just like dale sr. rip.

I am friendly with a little fire. I like to help people smile when they cant. I like to go out and have fun and also stay home and just cuddle with that special someone. I like nice things but im not material needy. i am normally busy because i am foreverworking and taking care of my baby. I listen to all music from country to rap. Any other questions just ask....Ok I figured it was about time to update this thing... things are pretty much the same what can I say thats me :). I have 2 tattoos currently..One on my left upper arm and one that goes around my left ankle I do plan on getting more I have about three more in mind now .... another new update sorry if people are sending me messages and i dont get right back to u i keep forgeting to sign out and dont get on here too often. Did I mention I was a bit airheaded at times lmao...

OK.... so i noticed that maybe i should talk a little more about my interests.... I love football, basketball, and volleyball ( watching football and playing the others), I enjoy video games not real big into the rpg games but i play alot of adventure type games.. i enjoy camping and fishing and love being outside unless its cold... yea ima baby lol.... I also enjoy writing which i think i mentioned on this thing somewhere before lol, I love to smile so if u can make me laugh thats def a plus, love love to dance and listen to music, ummmm ok at least this is a little more covered subject now....

I'm just your average fun loving guy, that's always looking to have some fun and make others laugh :). At the same time I can engage you in the deepest conversation you've ever had.

I am a veterinarian in Lenexa. I have lived in the area since I graduated vet school in 2008. I don't really know what to write about my self that others would like to know. I am a Christian and my faith is extremely important to me. I am very involved in my church, so won't choose to leave it. I am looking for a long term relationship and won't date someone that I know will never plan to marry. I don't have children, but do want to have a family someday. I don't believe in sex before marriage or divorce except in cases of cheating or abuse.

Here we go...doing commercials for ourselves. I wish all my friends were sitting here filling this out for me. They are much better judges.
I love a good laugh even if its at my own expense. I have a great sense of humor.
I'm a very warm individual. I make people around me feel very comfortable. I'm a great cook. I'm very much family oriented.
I love live music especially outdoors, going to antique shops, watching sporting events (including little league), going out to dinner, having family and/or friends over for a bbq, listening to music in the dark, storms, a nice glass of sweet wine in the evening, and a long loving kiss before bed.
I'm just who I am. No games...no pretending...no player here and seeking someone who also isn't a player.

First, I don't label myself as preppy, emo, etc. I won't stop you from doing so, but I am who I am. If you really want to catch my attention, talk about something other than sex or like-topics 24/7.

I'm generally interested in someone who has a sense of humor, but can be serious; Is ok with a night out with friends, or a night alone; Is comfortable with sex but doesn't crave it 24/7.

I do play instruments, love hanging out with friends when not working, and every now and then, I like to sit back and just read or watch a movie.

My friends tend to love me, if not only for the reason that I always end up paying for lunch lol. Usually McDonalds or chinese (yum). So, I guess the way to a friend's heart IS food! =P They also love me because I tend to put them before myself (except when it comes to goals in my life.)

When it comes to my life, I know where I want to go, and I intend to get myself there. I'm not shy when it comes to things I know I can do and things I want. I don't want someone in my life who will keep me from what I truly want in life. Stand in my way and you will be removed from the picture. I dont mean to come off as mean and sadistic, but I also know that I have to look out for myself.

Hugs are awesome and so are kisses! Cuddling is too!

Anything else you want know? Send me a message and I'll give you an answer. I'm pretty open. =)

Eh. Ask me if you really want to know.

:oP

Im looking for a female to talk to me while I.. well you know.. message me

God is most important to me... other than that... Hmm... I would prefer not to summarize myself any further here. There really is no point to these "picture and paragraph" relationships because I believe that it is important to really get to know a person for who they are... not what they can say to impress you in 100 words.

I am 25 year old mom of a 5 year old boy. I am recently single and don't know what to do. I am looking for some one to go out on the town with and hang out and have some fun.

I've worked in the Corporate Design and Advertising field for over 13 years as an Art Director/Designer. - However I'd like to get on a new track for a career in using my talents and education for a non-profit organization.

I'm known for my comical mischief, knowledge, and bad luck.

I'm just checking this site out. Let's see if anything good comes out of this.

Me- white male 60â??ish, healty, clean and sane, teddy bearishâ?¦teeth, donâ??t drink, drug, smoke, chew, gamble, or play golfâ?¦..but other than that I am all boy.
Currently in Lawrence Kansas(not so sure how smart that was on my part) but it is clean and safe here, so that works for meâ?¦â?¦but, lots of very strange and socially awkward people with poor hygiene and people skillsâ?¦â?¦.at least that is my takeâ?¦as well as strange local politicsâ?¦â?¦.again my assessmentâ??

I am mobile, and relocateable (maybe)---also available, as a pop, in the mom and â??popâ?? equationâ??as a manager/administrator.--for picture exchange and private information exchange please use paxtonstaffordatlivedotcom-------i am very reluctant to give a site complete control over my information.--you should be too....thank you-

You good health, clean d/d/f----no addictions, chemical or otherwise, well maybe exercise, etcâ??spiritually, emotionally, mentally, and physically, financially pretty much intact and stable.

Baggage all dealt with and resolved successfully------that is key, resolved successfully being the product of living this long.

No spitters, back to front wipers (yikes!) or democratsâ??â?¦otherwise I am open

Hi! I'm not very good at self promotion but I'll give it a whirl. I'm a jack of all trades and those I don't know I can learn. I'm a great listner with broad shoulders. (quite literally)I play several musical instruments and have plans on learning others. I'm always up for a good story and a great time. I suck at pool but love to play. I like movies, comics, renaissance festivals, and dressing up for halloween. I like the outdoors but love airconditioning. I love to swim and I love to travel. I plan on going back to London soon and hitting Ireland and Scotland while I'm at it. I'm not good at reading minds. I'm very friendly which is often construed as being flirty. It takes a little while to get to know me. I'm a lot of fun and can be full of crap at times. I enjoy several topics from dr. who all the way to politics and theology. I may not have to agree with you but I do respect your take on things.

My name is Alicia. I started on this site over a year ago maybe even two years ago. Since then I met a few guys got hurt a couple times and got pregnant ... then low and behold I found the most amazing man I could have ever hope for and didnt realize even realize that he was out there

I am a realist. Although I am very imaginative. I am an artist and a visual person. I surround myself with friends and family. Sometimes quiet and sometimes loud and obnoxious. I love music and dancing. Somewhat of a party kid at heart but I crave comfort and security more.

I am a married man looking to explore my feminine side. I am seeking an attractive person, male or female, who is compassionate, discrete and loving, to help. Unfortunately, I am 6'1", bearded, somewhat hairy, and make an ugly woman. Still, dresssing up feels so good, and brings out an important part of me. My wife does not know, and discretion is mandatory. I will do everything within my power to please any person who wants to help me. Thanks.

I'm use to hanging around guys so my hobbies are not mostly stereo typically feminine. I love Science Fiction and Fantasy. Get me into a D&D campain and I'd be happy for days. I love getting into very passionate conversations about books, movies or anything that could be analized.
I've been finding that I'm loving having an adventurous life. One year home, then another year gone chasing down another adventure. It is tiring at times, but it is also fulfilling.

Love to laugh
Love to see other people laugh
Don't like watching sports but do enjoy playing them occasionally
Love old people
Enjoys dog park
Eats tofu and likes it
Doesn't see the point in reckless dating
Loves kiwi
Misses the ocean
Excited to meet new people and love the people already in my life.

grew up in St. Louis, graduated from Mizzou with my undergraduate degree in History. I would not suggest that unless you're cool with being jobless. now i am a film studies graduate student pretending i am going to become an academic for the next several years.

i lived in Amsterdam for 4 months and it was great. rip mushroom laws in amdam.

i also love love love hockey and the st. louis blues. i have matching blue and yellow pumas for my blues hat (how embarrassing).

I draw, paint, sing, hurt guitars, ruck and maul like a beast, forget to pass, change clothes often, move my utensils until they are in the right place, hate humidity, love thunderstorms, watch tornadoes, run inside at the last second, test Fate, test myself, test everyone else for that matter, eat sushi for the wasabi, speak in barroom Japanese, offend principles, principals too, am vulnerable to redheads, love freakles as much as I love freckles, make up my own words, abuse ellipses, find harmonies in the shower, build kick ass campfires, just straight out kick ass, drink heavily on float trips, mock those who take float trips seriously, get lost in the woods, like it that way, run two miles and call it a night, almost bench my weight, almost, educate the young, steel them against being impressionable, want to be Julius Caesar, before he's assassinated of course, have a coffee problem, prefer micro-brews, suggest against Japanese beers, think governmental bodies should consider the people over the corporations, over their campaign donors, over themselves, am verbose and always, always, always game for a challenge.

La la la... I saw a friends results from this site, and think it is worth signing up for the info! I am curious to see if it is trying to set people up, ala friendster, or more a site for quizzes etc. I am not looking to be matched, thanks.

I cannot be summed up. I hate that. Get to know me or don't. Don't expect an easy-to-swallow capsule.

Mostly harmless. Large, vegetarian, scruffy, bicycle addict. Outdoors when possible, possibly bike touring. Cheap, cheap bastard. Quiet, kind, whatnot. Cat lover. Lapsed Unitarian. Nonchalant, sometimes misinterpreted as passive.

are you familiar with the concept of pro-noia? pro-noia is the nagging suspicion i have that the whole world is out to get me with love and blessings. at times, i can be annoyingly positive in this way. i love to laugh and find humor in situations where others wouldn't bother to look.

i like shiny things, and i'm easily distracted. beautiful women are my first love and my main temptation. i'm also one of those women who loves to camp, or to go dancing, or to play darts and drink beer. i'm opinionated, and a little bit used to getting my way. and those times when i don't? well, that's where a sense of humor comes in handy.

its funny to me, the way the more i describe myself, the more i change. sometimes i wait a year or more to update this profile. its interesting to come back and see what still applies, but seems less strong an identifier. is this making any sense? i dunno.

I'm currently in Kansas City and I'll graduate next May with a degree in Electrical Technology. I enjoy just about everything, I like to be outside a lot though and being able to take trips, even just short ones. I enjoy hanging out with friends, sometimes going to see a band or just hanging out at a bar. I really like driving, taking road trips. . I listen to NPR a lot, especially while driving. I get along with most everyone, I enjoy talking to people and getting to know people even if they don't share my point of view. I really really enjoy music, though I am personally not able to play a single note on any instrument.

Hi! I haven't written an essay yet because I joined OkCupid very recently. This space is where I'll express myself soon though. If you'd like to know more about me, please send me a message. This is the default essay OkCupid fills in for new users who haven't written about themselves yet.

This is a hard one to address. 5â?? 10â?? in height, Medium body type, Brown hair, Brown eyes, Disease and drug free, seem to be a little shy until Iâ??m become comfortable with a new person or in a group. Do not smoke, drink alcohol in moderation and have a scuttle scene of dry humor. Like to experience new interactions between the opposite gender but feel more at ease in a one to one, two to one or three to one environment. In that case I can be a little fun or promiscuous which ever is desired. 5 years of college in school of Architecture & Design, have own design firm.

I'm a spiritual seeker looking for deep and real connections. I enjoy hard rock as well as movies, comics, games, art, theater, animals and nature. I am overweight but cute anyway:) I have a couple of tatoos. I am a registered minister in The Universal Life Church and follow the shamanistic path. I love to laugh. I love kids. I love getting high. I am poly bi pagan. If you like big, teddy bear biker types, then I'm you're guy.

I'm not seeing anyone at the moment, and haven't had a long-term relationship in over three years, so I'm not "on the rebound". I find it difficult or awkward to meet women in the "usual" places (bars, work, clubs) since I am generally shy--but not as shy as I used to be.

I'm literate and proud of it! I enjoy reading more than watching TV or movies. I should be finished with my Ph.D. in the next six months, and hope to find a full-time teaching job at a university or college.

I love to travel, and although I don't mind traveling alone (that *is* a way I've met new people), I'd like to meet someone whom I can travel with to explore new places.

I'm 42 and live here in Lawrence. I read a lot and spend many happy hours in the coffee shops or book stores.
Lean to the left as far as politics go. I survived the last eight horrible years. Seems like a bad dream. But we should move on. I don't know. Making no sense.
I graduated from K-State in History and then came to KU to study film. Seemed like a good mix. I also love photography so Documentary films seems the next logical step. Once I get my butt in gear.
I love Lawrence, except for the summer. More of a cold weather person.
I enjoy cooking and it's always fun to cook for someone.
Wine either red or white.
I try to stay creative and productive. Even though it can be a bit of a struggle at times.

How can I sum up the greatness that is me in just a few sentences? If there is anyone in this god forsaken town that wants to meet a true individual, shoot me an email for fucks sake!

With my last marriage it was always about him and never about me. So I am on a journey to find out what I like. I want new friends to help me start my new life. I am even getting to discover what foods that I love again. I know that I am not wanting a relationship. I am wanting to be myself before the next step. How can I love the new person in my life if I am not OK with myself? I enjoy outdoor activities when it isn't too hot or cold. I love to cook since I was a pastry chef. I am not a lush but I belong to a home brew club here in KC. So having a good drink to me is more important than quantity. I have taken on a hobby of beaded jewelry. For me it is physical therapy of the hands and soul. My hands have been injured so this helps with the fine movements. As for the soul, creating jewelry is more than creating art. It soothes me because of the healing properties of the gemstones that I work with.

Wuz up ladies! I like to travel and get into adventures. Some compare me to James Bond without the toys. I'm not too particular about physical appearances, I just prefer a great personality.

Here are the top ten things about me:
1. I know exactly what I want and do everything I can to get it but with the little things I'm the most indecisive person you'll ever meet.
2. I can relate Friends to anything and everything on a daily basis.
3. I love to read and I occasionally write.
4. I'm one of the only people left in this world who likes tequila.
5. I get really loud when I'm excited about something.
6. I'm a total nerd at heart and can't go more than an hour with out getting on my computer when I'm at home.
7. I'm addicted to theatre but don't want to do it for the rest of my life even though that's what my degree is.
8. I still believe in love.
9. I like my coffee out of a french press or from starbucks if I get a choice.
10. I love to go out with my friends and I do it as much as possible.

Well I am a 22 year old guy living in Lawrence, I thought I knew what I wanted but am still deciding. If you would like to know more just ask.

I hate filling out self-summaries. I love film, short fiction, video games, conversation, live music, and all sorts of food. I am a student at KU, and my major is philosophy. At some point I decided that I wanted to go to law school, and that is the current plan.

I don't identify with any religion. I am agnostic, but this doesn't mean I am on a fence, it just means that I'd prefer to not make any metaphysical claims.

Art is probably the the most important thing in my life. Short fiction, music, and film are like water to me.

I really don't know what else to say, so I'll just keep it at this for now. Thanks for reading.

I just got out of a relationship, so i am just looking for friends, new people to get to know and hang out with, maybe see where it goes from there. I like to listen to music, hang out with friends (don't have many), chill at home. If you would like to know more message me.

I'm a researcher by day, art nerd by night, and geek all the time. I've been told that I'm a pretty lively, passionate, and well-meaning individual. I've got an upbeat personality and for the most part, try to look at the bright side in everything.

Yoroshiku onegai-shimasu.

I always hate writing about myself. But I guess I should say that I do martial arts (therefore the Japanese connection.) I also do play guitar. I love Star Wars; I have a roomful of Star Wars stuff. I also read a lot. That comes from working in a bookstore. I love to learn. I don't particularly feel I need to do it for a living or get a degree for it, but I think you should try to learn something new everyday.

And ignore what the award says. I AM spiritual. Just in my own way. (Goes to show that the computers can't get everything anything? right!)

I moved to Kansas this summer and I'm starting to feel more settled in. I figured I could use this as a way to meet new people and see what happens.

I am a positive person, outgoing, and I have my life together. I think I have a good sense of humor and I appreciate that in someone else.

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I'm a sophisticated country girl. I grew up in small Kansas towns and have traveled around Europe. I prefer to buy my designer clothes second hand. It's thrifty, a low impact form of recycling, the money I spend goes to a good cause, and of course, there's the thrill of the hunt!

I believe in dealing with situations openly and honestly and would never intentionally hurt anyone.

I am busy, I like the busy lifestyle though. I don't do anything half A** what's the point. I guess I can be a perfectionest sometimes, yeah this is not a good thing, but I am trying to work on that part of myself. I enjoy my "me" time, thus why I like my driving job. The best thing I like about myself would be that I am helpfull and kind. The Neg would be like as above and Hmm well I can't seem to think of anything else.

I'm a senior at KU with one semester to go in Exercise Science. I'm going and could hold my own on the tennis court. Love watching football from the stands and basketball from the couch. Paranoid optimist - so I'm always afraid someone is out to get me...something good. (Inside Joke) Pretty laid back and friendly so feel free to shoot me a message.

I am a hard-working college student. People might characterize me as a perfectionist, but I see it as doing things the right way and paying attention to details, whatever the things may be, whether regarding work or life.

I am usually outgoing, sometimes shy, but I love being social. I care for my friends a lot and I really don't like it when social times end.

Music is what keeps me going. However, I do not actively play an instrument anymore. Rather, I listen to music...a lot. DMB anyone?

Sports. I'm a huge fan of hockey. I also like tennis, baseball, football, and basketball. I ran cross country and track in high school and I run whenever I can now.

I am bad at moderation and critically afflicted by the wanderlust. I go wherever the night takes me.

My Names David and I love to swing dance,and i love singing duets with my daughter and solo's in church. I Love to play basketball, and softball and swimming. My hobbies are barbequeing taking care of my 4 beautiful daughters, 2 out of high school, and 2 in. I own a dog named Willy and 2 cats one i call Kitty, and the other Pepper. I think like should be enjoyed and people should stay on the positive side of things. People should be respectful of one another because the human heart and soul is nothing to be toyed with. I've had my heart broken once and know that i would not take that special someone for granted. So if your out there and interested in me, please don't be shy and write me.

Well where to begin. I'm definitely what you would consider laid back. I try not to worry to much about what will be and rather enjoy what is. You could definitely considered me to be on the geeky side. I've got a BS in Civil Engineering, so I enjoy talking about engineering things.

I love animals and I would have a type of each if possible. Currently got a dog (crazy super hyper) and three cats.

I'm a movie adict in such a way that I've spent several thousand on building a DVD collection before.

I'm gonna try and keep this simple:

I'm a guy who likes women. I'm not a player, but I haven't dated much either. I've been played several times (which is part of the reason I've gone to internet dating).

I find it difficult to be a guy like me who is so interested in dating, women and finding love, but has the discipline to hold back on nearly everything and and wait for the right girl to come along. Not only that, but I hear so many women who are friends complaining to me (because I'm a good guy and a friend) that all the good guys are taken or that their boyfriends are idiots and jerks. It all sounds like a game that I don't want to be involved with - I just want to fall in love, why does it have to be so messed up?

I good with kids. I'd like to have some of my own someday. I don't smoke; in fact I hate it when others smoke. I also don't drink but I'm ok hanging out with friends when they drink.

I'm a fairly traditional, religious, young man who sees the world with open eyes. I'm a realist.

I'm human. I laugh, I cry. I like to run but live in the country and can't when they grade the local roads with gravel. I also like biking, but I just found out recently that I've out grown my bike and have otherwise had little time or motivation lately to ride it.

I grew up in a two-story house with several animals over the years; cats, dogs, fish, a parakeet, horses, etc. My parents currently have 2 dogs, a cat and two horses that haven't been ridden in a very long time.

As I just mentioned my parents, I am, as mentioned in the next box, still living with them. I don't have a full-time job yet, but I am working on that. I am very much looking forward to getting away from home and getting my own place.

hmmm....it looks like that old song still holds true- "I fought the law and the law won..." I tried to leave a single comment: non-verbose....but no dice it was too short. I guess that right is reserved for dead presidents (all you history buffs can now wipe off your monitors) So...

I spent some time in the army, finished a bs in Chem with an emphasis in physics. Then in grad school for inorganic chemistry, the unthinkable happened. I found a different path, so now I am a hair's breadth from finishing my master's in secondary education, looking to torture young people in science. And no, i generally don't like to capitalize. Hell, it worked for e.e. cummings.

Music is my passion and career. I tend to be a perfectionist. I am taking life little by little and trying to find happiness. My family and friends are very important to me. I like to travel.

I'm constantly making things. I sew, knit, crochet and spin yarn.
I'm only looking for friends here...

I told a friend I dislike describing myself, and he suggested I write
"Like a greek goddess, but more modest"

...let's go with that.

-I am a tall, book loving, sarcastic, music playing, independent.
-I love food, shoes, boobs, hand sanitizer, socks, men, yarn, chocolate.
-I hate bros, scratchy toilet paper, handle bars, sorority whores, leggings as pants, bad drivers.
-I am looking for people with independent thought, a car, who are tall.
-I am REALLY laid back. Some chicks say they are but I am RE-HEALLY laid back. Jeans and t-shirt almost everyday, but I clean up well.
-HOWEVER, if you piss me off, beware.
-I will not be clingy and if you are clingy...die in a fire because I do NOT want anything to do with you. I am too busy to always have to be your mom. You came out of her vagina not mine.
-I prefer the word vagina to any other word that could mean vagina. That is it's name and I'm sticking to it.
-I am sarcastic, suck it up.
-I am from Texas, I like some hick things like cow tipping and shooting trespassers, but I hate war? Idk if it is my property and I don't want you there, EAT LEAD!
-Being from Texas I learned Spanish. Sometimes I speak in Spanish, just little snipettes but still...it's Spanish.
-I HATE being called <<baby>> with a passion of 10,000 burning suns. I am not a drooling, pooping, crying thing that needs to be carried around. Hun, and sweetie are okay but not all the time, but baby, babe or any other variation are cock-punchable.
-I hate bad drivers and people who mix up your and you're.
-I cuss and you should probably just not speak to me if that bothers you.
-I am not skinny and I'm proud of it. I eat when I am hungry and stop when I am full.
-I have the odd tendency to make high pitched noises when I see really cute animals. I'm sorry I just can't help myself.
-I may come off mean but I really am a nice person, it's just that if I dislike you, you will know it.
-I HATE people who eat with their mouth open. It makes me homicidal and if you know you do it DO NOT message me. Or I will kill you dead
-I really enjoy cooking. That is one reason I love living where I live because I can cook with more than a microwave. It also has made me appreciate my dad more because no matter what I put in front of him he eats. Even if I no it is awful. Ex: The Parmesan cheese and orange juice pasta sauce I made. He want back for seconds and I didn't even finish my plate LOL

Here in Lawrence working on a PhD in chemistry. I'm an active fencer and have recently begun to teach students on my own. I do a lot of drawing, modelling, and pixel art. I have 3 kits that need attention: a 1/100 resin Bang Doll, a 1/48 Typhon, and a 1/144 GM Sniper Custom. Sooner or later I'm going to get back to my giant Excellen sprite that I was working on. Recently I started making alcoholic fruit infusions with about a 50/50 success rate. So far lemon has been the best, recently finished a blueberry/clove infusion I call Purple Genie. Current projects are strawberry and mango.

I have a hamster cause they're easy to take care of and I want a little activity in my room that isn't a TV. I want to get a chinchilla eventually but that's not in the cards right now. Not a big fan of dogs or cats, at least to own.

I grew my hair out last year to donate to Locks of Love. Never doing that again. For a guy having over a foot of hair is just a pain in the ass.

I apologize for the horrible pics. I just am not off taking pictures very much. I'd rather draw something or just remember it. I also don't like my picture being taken, mostly because my Mom insisted on documenting every moment of my life when I lived with my parents.

K I'm kinda done with editing this thing. Let's see who likes it.